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Organ Donor Dolls!

what has three legs, three arms, a bit of a hunchback and pretty pink argyle? i don’t know exactly what happened, but his opinion is that it must have been something he ate. (he can’t be held responsible for the sweater either. his aunt made it for him and he’s visiting her later today.)

due to his strange appetites, he has three legs and three lopsided arms. the number of fingers and toes appear to be normal for whatever he is.

he is 7 inches tall and completely hand stitched from vintage and wool felts. his head is full of new fluff, his tummy is full of whatever he ate. i suggest we let that digest awhile before finding him another snack.

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Weird Doll!

Lol, well, that’s not the purpose but you can surely throw these around without worrying about any carpet stains and what not.

Price: $5.99 on Amazon

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Egg Yolk Stress Relief Ball!

Here’s a weird plane toy for your cat, will he/she enjoy being inside the cockpit?

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Weird Cat Plane Toy!

Lol… this is a great idea to use legos and make a computer…

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Weird Lego PC!

I really, really, want this, a fat barbie, why do all barbies have to be so perfect?

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Weird Fat Barbie for Fat People!

Yes, I bet some morons were trying to market this to kids.  Too bad they went bankrupt. (I think)

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Duck With A Dick!

Although this item has been discontinued, (probably because babies were NOT the right market) it shows how such a product is not practical nor usable really.

Attack of the 50-Foot Baby is a set of nesting, stacking cardboard boxes for your toddler to stack up and smash like a vengeful, pudgy, be-diapered goddess. The blocks are covered in dense comic art that reminds me of the Sergio Argones marginalia in MAD Magazine — a million zillion sight gags on the theme of “Oh God the baby is coming to destroy us all!”

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Weird Baby Toy – 50-Foot Baby Blocks

Wow, check out this awesome kid’s treehouse bedroom, it doesn’t get better than this with hidden drawers, doors, and a real (or is it fake) tree house.

The armoire quickly became a large focus element within the room – including with it a fun element for the kids (the library ladder). The armoire was designed to fit within the overall look of the room and was painted with the same techniques used on the floor armoire below the treehouse. The standing armoire was also wired for the families TV in order to make a clean look. Size of the armoire comes out to almost 11 feet by 9 feet (BIG!)

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Weird Kid’s Treehouse Bedroom!

I like legos but here’s weeeird lego sneakers that I “hope” you can wear.

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Weeeird Lego Sneakers!

Here’s Obama action figure, which doesn’t really resemble Obama but still, it’s an “action figure”.

I have a Tiger Woods bobblehead that doesn’t look like Tiger but yes this Obama bobblehead doesn’t look like the President either.  (Well, bobbleheads are bobbleheads…)

Check out this cute Obama Russian nesting doll, nice gift for anyone.

Lol, this doesn’t exactly look like Obama, maybe too slim but a good Obama paper doll for your baby.

Well, that’s just the brink of the iceburg, there’s tons more Obama collectibles out there.  There’s even a HOWTO guide on how to cash in these collectibles, talk about WEIRD!

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Weird and Bizarre Obama Collectibles!

Yey, here’s a bunch of weird Star Wars toys including little ducklings above.

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Weird Star Wars Toys!

Well, here’s a bunch of cute baby toys you can play with and they look so real while its made from cake frosting!

Definitely a good buy if you love babies.

Believe it or not, these babies were not made out of sperm and egg cell but through cake frosting! These are made with marzipan, an almond paste consisting primarily of sugar and ground almonds. Often with egg whites or yolks, used as a layer in cakes or molded into ornamental shapes.

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Weird Toy Babies Made From Cake Frosting!

Someone has obviously gone overboard with cursors but it’s a great way to get a real cursor in your photos without Photoshoppin’ it.

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Cursor Kite for that Awesome Click Shots!

Does your child have down syndrome?  Then, you might want to consider getting these down syndrom baby dolls, your kid can have its own version of human life.

With approximately 5,000 children born with Down Syndrome in the United States each year, the Down Syndrome Dolls will be an important resource for families who have a child with the condition, or for organizations and medical providers that serve these special youngsters…parents, teachers, and physicians throughout Europe have found the dolls are shared with siblings and friends, they can help foster a better understanding of the human body for children and people with special needs.

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Down Syndrome Baby Dolls

This ride must have been outsourced by Disney to some indigenous people somewhere.

FAIL but is funny.  “Want a ride on my ****?”

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Kid’s Ride FAIL!

After about $15K invested in lots of lego pieces, someone has built their own Lego Ferrari F1, capable of going pretty fast.

I’d like to not drive one though, please…

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Lego Ferrari F1 Actually Goes Fast!

Do you hate terrorists?  Well, that’s cool but don’t hate people who are Arabs, a lot of them are Americans too.

But if you do hate terrorists, we suggest you to get these playing cards on Amazon and get your stress out on them instead of innocent Arab (or even other races) people.

The commemorative reproduction of the Iraqi Most Wanted Playing Card deck, first issued by the Defense Intelligence Agency and U.S. Central Command in Iraq in April, 2003. This faithful reproduction of the original deck includes all 52 wanted Iraqi personalities, plus the two jokers featuring the famous Hoyle joker, and is suitable for all card games Made in the U.S.A.

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Weird Most Wanted Terrorist Playing Cards!

Do you want your child to be an expert in chemistry?  Well, start them right with these GIANT microbes toys that are basically the super-size versions of your common cold, flu, and other great bacteria/viruses out there.

GIANTmicrobes^® are stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes — only a million times actual size! They’re humorous, educational, and fun!

Each of our GIANTmicrobes^® comes with an image and information about the real microbe it represents. They make great learning tools, as well as amusing gifts for anyone with a sense of humor.

Best sellers include: The Common Cold, The Flu, Sore Throat, Stomach Ache, Brain Cell, E. coli, Kissing Disease, Ulcer, Martian Life, Beer & Bread, Black Death, Ebola, Flesh Eating, Sleeping Sickness, Dust Mite, Bed Bug, Bookworm, and many more!

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Weird Giant Microbes Toys!

Here’s Marshmallow Blaster that lets you blast your opponents with powerful marshmallows.  It actually sounds more delicious than it’s dangerous.  This toy is definitely recommended by DeClubbers.

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Toy for Kids – Marshmallow Blaster!

Do you have a baby girl or toddler?  Here’s a really cool Hello Kitty Star Night Light you can get except it’s in Chinese.

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Hello Kitty Star Night Light

Of course, this has to be one of the most ridiculous world records, having 250,000 rubber ducks floating in one pond.

A 250.000 bright blue plastic ducks filled a 1,100 yard stretch of the Thames after organizers of a rubber duck race found a colorful solution to unofficial imposers.

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World Record for Most Rubber Ducks!

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Here’s a video of the ad that this baby toy maker decided to launch their product with.  It references the toy baby’s private part as one of the main features.  Ridiculously failed at advertising, they must have 13 year olds running the marketing department.

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Baby Toy Ad FAIL!

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If you are really tired of stinkin’ nature, you can always get this non-nature Robotic Plant from Japan.

Plants cannot response to us as animals, and so plant toy is rarely. But this robotic plant from Sega toy is an exception. It could respond to your speech with physical reactions using an internal “bio metal” that moves and bends depending on the current put through it. Based on the patterns in human speech detected by the chip of the plant, it can response to you by bending the stem and moving the leaves.

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Robotic Plant from Japan!

Here’s a fun foosball table thats made up of evil and good people.

When it becomes good versus evil ~ which side of the foosball table are YOU on? On the team of Evil XI we have: Pot, Lucifer, Calgula, Ripper (as in Jack), Impaler (as in Vlad the), Hitler, Macbeth (as in Lady), Hyde, Klebb (as in Rosa), Amin, Catcher (as in the Child). Playing for Good XI we have: Claus (as in Santa), More (as in Sir Thomas), Moore (as in Bobby), Gordon (as in Flash), Robin (as in Christopher), God, Assisi, Jekyll, Poppins, Teresa, M.K. Gandhi.

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Werid Good and Evil Foosball Table Game!

Hey, check out my mini-me toy!

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Dogs and their toys!

Batman + Lego + Cake?

In the LEGO Batman game launch party, including a LEGO Batman Cake. It looks so cool! Cake designed by celebrity cake designer

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Lego Batman Cake

Here’s an example of what terrorists’ kids would love.  Oh so cruel.

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Weird Toys only Terrorists’ Kids would Love

If you have can’t get your hands off guns, you might want to try the Rubber Band Machine Gun called Disintegrator.  At the least, you won’t kill anyone off.

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Forget the rubber band Gatling gun. The DISINTEGRATOR is the most incredible rubberband gun ever built, capable of firing more than 40 rounds per second (2400 rounds per minute) from its 24 revolving barrels. This is the twin Vulcan cannon of the elastic band gun world!

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Rubber Band Machine Gun!

Imagine yourself standing inside a subway train with no room to walk and filled with too many people who don’t use deodorants.  Now, I can see this useless weird gadget that makes bubble wrap sound VERY USEFUL.

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Useless Weird Gadget – Bubble Wrap Sound Replicator!

Jesus Christ, this is a bad Jesus toy… I would really like to see what Satan looks like from the same company.

This one is, though. We’re used to Japan’s superior electronics companies ensuring they get new televisions, video games and cell phones before the rest of us, but who knew they’d get the second coming of our Savior a full three years before the rest of the world. You have to love the fact that they’ve decided to use the box to point out ways your Jesus Robot can help you get chicks. As if you needed them to tell you.

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Toy Design FAIL – Jesus Cross Toy!

Is this the world’s biggest collection of Supersoakers now?

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Supersoaker Addict Shoots up more water!

Check out this cool slide that let you experience Titanic’s over-the-horizon drop.

This event celebrates the epic movie that was almost never completed…the James Cameron classic…TITANIC! The highest grossing cinematic release ever. Measuring 33 feet in height and 50 feet in length, this awesome slide captures the feeling of the real giant. Adding to the realism of this ride are the famed triple screw propellers and rudder. One could almost believe the ship is sinking! Who will survive the slide down? This dual slide captures all the excitement of the famed ocean liner on itÕs maiden voyage

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Titanic Adventure Slide!

Do you like Germany?  Lederhosen?

Well, here’s an RC Lederhosen that will yodel for you and more.

It’s the next generation of novelty lederhosen! Each 6-1/4″ tall, plastic pair of Bavarian trousers is activated by infrared remote control technology. Just press the button on the 4-1/2″ long, plastic knockwurst and watch in joyous astonishment as the lederhosen hops around and sings a merry little yodel. Undoubtedly, one of the most absurdly hysterical products ever created.

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Remote Control Lederhosen!

With all the electronic gadget toys for kids these days including the PS3, Wii, and etc…etc…, organic toys that teach kids how to “grow” stuff are becoming more valuable and we are lucky that there’s plenty of that to go around.  ToyCyte features some of the latest Growing Organic Toys for you to enjoy, and yes, they are a bit weird.

Everything’s going green these days, and the toy world is no exception. Perhaps appealing to our guilt at the amount of plastic we consume as toy fanatics, a growing crop of collectibles attempts to balance the extraneous and the ecological. Just because you live in the city doesn’t mean you can’t grow a garden. I hereby coin this photosynthetic phenomenon herb-n art toys

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Growing Organic Toys!

What a cool shoe, it tranforms into a Tranformer!

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Transformer Shoes!

Okay, this one is a giant DOLL!  WTF?!?

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Weird Giant Doll!

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Can you do the Simpsons intro with legos?

Yes, you can.

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Lego Simpsons Intro!

If you are a parent, you might want to just watch out for perverted toys that could potentially cause your kids to become perverted.

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Perverted Toys?

Check out these masterpieces of weird Lego Video Games.

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Weird Lego Video Games!

Here’s a fun way to scrape your way down the slide.

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Weird Kid’s Slide

Yey, Banana Massager!  Or it is Banana Virbrator?

Probably work as both for sure.

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Banana Massager!

Ah gawwwd, people in 80s WERE dumb.

Jeff Simmermon posted this 1980s ad for a substance called Cube Lube, “an incredible lubricant specially formulated for the cube and other mind-boggling puzzles that move.”

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CubeLube Solves Rubik’s Cube!

Yes, it’s a lego navy fleet.

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Lego Navy Fleet!

World’s smallest guitar can be played using microscopic surgeon’s tools.

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World’s Smallest Guitar!