Human Sushi Platter!
I love sushi but I think this is going a bit far, I don’t want my food sitting on top of a naked woman, no matter how much I love naked women that is. GROSS! – link
Rachael was a human sushi platter for the evening, the centerpiece of an opening party last month for Hadaka Sushi on the Sunset Strip. Taking gentle breaths, she kept as still as possible so as not to disturb the clusters of oil-infused sushi rolls, sashimi and other pieces of raw fish artfully arranged on the banana leaves in a style known as nyotaimori.
Tags: human sushi platter, weird sushi
January 14th, 2010 at 2:25 am
Mmm, raw fish & sushi.
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January 23rd, 2010 at 4:12 am
Food on top of a woman does not require any utensils, chopsticks or any other instrument to eaten with, the mouth is enough…
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January 24th, 2010 at 1:53 am
lol at the above comment… but why is it gross?!?! i think it’s interesting… but u’ll have to pay a hefty price for that kind of ‘service’ though…
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January 24th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
wonder place to for eating food ummm
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January 24th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
wonderful place for eating food ummm
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January 31st, 2010 at 5:22 pm
I like my sushi cold. Wouldn’t the heat from the woman’s body transfer to the sushi?
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February 5th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
GAY! Who wouldnt eat sushi on top of a naked woman..
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February 6th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
haha it is not gross, i think you are Gay
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February 6th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Mmmmm… How delicious Sushi it would be… Specially the end of food … I always leak my plate…!
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February 13th, 2010 at 12:37 am
rather than eating the food i would like to clean the utensils that is naked women body with mouth
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February 22nd, 2010 at 8:20 pm
What sort of person has the patience or poor work standards to actually work in this area…?
Being paid to have people eat off of you all night whilst you stay as perfectly still, and cheery, as possible seems like a pretty difficult and unfulfilling career choice… the pay had better be damn good.
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February 27th, 2010 at 2:07 am
I think this is a great idea! I too don’t seem to understand what makes this gross. I agree with everyone else in saying that the original poster must be a total wuss, and probably gay. Thus, they automatically forfeit their opinions when it comes to the admiration of women… even though you secretly want to be one.
The idea of a “human platter” is awesome! It gives any straight male (or lesbian, I suppose) the incentive to finish their dinner if they expect to get “dessert”. (Yum!)
P.S.- Some of you people really need to learn how to spell. To everyone else, great job in using proper grammar and puctuation. =0)
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Qualaparse Reply:
April 9th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Zoopals for adults
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LDV54321 Reply:
April 28th, 2010 at 1:35 am
HAHA you are ragging on everyones spelling and you left the “n” out of puNctuation!!!!!!!!!! Check your own before berating everyone else.
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blabla Reply:
April 29th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Puctuation!!…That’s good grammar, I must say. But yeah, the 1st one inherits from a gay family, I agree with you.
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March 2nd, 2010 at 8:21 pm
I would be eating a little more then the sushi!
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March 2nd, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Went to the opening of a friends sushi bar & they had “platter girls” by far da coolest thing I’ve ever seen & ate off! Haha, the sushi stayed cold & was pretty bomb! (: I wouls so do it again!
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March 5th, 2010 at 6:37 am
Jeremy,
Nice of YOU to point out others spelling and grammar. Puctuation is actually spelled Punctuation. If you are going to correct other people, it might be a wise idea to use spell check.
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March 6th, 2010 at 12:01 am
first of all, the sushi is not in direct contact with the skin as it is sitting on a leaf. secondly, who in their right mind does not like eating off a naked woman?
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March 10th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
bigb,
People who don’t like eating off of naked woman….hmm. How about woman? This is sick. (Not in the cool way) the girls should get a pay that is damn good…unless they are used to being naked in public…I mean only men would enjoy this! I, a straight girl, say…”Wow. Shield your eyes kids! This isn’t good for family restraunts!”
Restraunt Rating:
.:{R}:.
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March 13th, 2010 at 5:30 am
me and a group of friends did this once. it was about 10 of us.. 4 were females (straight) and they loved it. its not gross at all.. not something i would do a lot due to the cost of going is very high for me.
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March 29th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
woooof; it is in top gear. fantastic idea to hav food with nude baby……………….
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April 21st, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Mmm, where should we go for dessert?
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May 18th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Cori is right!
Most people who would enjoy eating sushi of a naked woman are men. I am a straight man and being single I would enjoy that but I can’t imagine woman enjoying this. Unless they are Lesbians.
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June 1st, 2010 at 9:38 am
Hey Nicky! My name is Angela; I am a 22 year old STRAIGHT female, who has ENJOYED this! My friends, who are also straight females, have enjoyed the food and experience as well!
All it takes is an open mind and a liking for sushi!
Relax, it’s not like she is spreading her legs and her breast for the most part are covered. There is a leaf between her and the food. If you are so horrified and “grossed out”, there are plenty of other sushi nights and restaurants to go to
Lastly, give the girl props! I know I sure as hell couldn’t lay still for that long!
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June 7th, 2010 at 3:57 am
I loved this idea, it has taste as well as fantasy too. Eating off a woman is not at all gross. It is tasty…lolz hmmm.
She looks more tasty then the food so I’d eat her instead…. lolz.
Any way this is a really cool idea that I will definitely try.
The poster is 100% GAY gender bender.
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June 11th, 2010 at 5:49 am
I love sushi. It is very delicious, although I am not sure how it good eat from another body.
I am sorry for this poor woman.
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June 17th, 2010 at 5:36 am
I suppose I have to agree with the most of you fellas about one thing. I can’t see what would be gross about this. It’s just… pathetic. Falls down to the same category with striptease places and the likes. Except for the fact that you are far less likely to actually see any boobs or cooch, but hey who cares, right? After all, it’s a NAKED GIRL so all god damn testosterone driven hillbilly macho Neanderthals go crazy (and ofc all who don’t are gay, GAY!). Honestly, get your selves a girl and grow up.
P.S. Although as an idea it has potentiality. I’ll have to suggest some sushi combined with nudity to my girl when she comes back home next week. Yeah, that’s an awesome idea. And then some real dessert… you know the kind that doesn’t involve wanking.
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July 4th, 2010 at 12:12 am
I just wish that the woman won’t fart. Lol.
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July 16th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Golo sushi, tova idva li sas saki
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July 16th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Naked sushi, does it come with Saki
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July 16th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
I’m serious, I’ve never had it.
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July 17th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
you can have all the sushi..I’ll have the girl,nye,hehehehehe…
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July 28th, 2010 at 2:17 am
I think it’s a good idea to eat sushi on naked woman. ha ha ha!
It’s really funny .:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
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August 1st, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I dislike warm sushi. PERIOD.
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August 2nd, 2010 at 9:25 pm
I need a restaurant so ahahaha…
regards
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August 21st, 2010 at 2:27 am
I’ve once had became the sushi girl.
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