Penis Restaurant in China!

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Wow, there’s a penis restaurant in China where you can enjoy penis from various different animals and increase your sex drive!  Okay, don’t go there please.

Assuming the former, you’ll get a blast and a half out of Guo-Li-Zhuang’s tasteful interior decoration, soothing ambient music, and kitchen full of cooked animal members. And when it comes to man-meat, Guo-Li-Zhuang just can’t be beat! They’ve got horse penis, goat penis, dog penis, pig penis, cock cock…why, they’ve got more penis than you can shake your dick at! (Dick shaking not recommended, as you risk losing your penis to another hungry customer).

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  • L
    You know... I'm vegan and think humans shouldn't consume meat, but... this post is hilarious.
  • L
    Actually, I take that back. It's just as sadistic as any other kind of meat.
  • mehran
    hi i like to give you my penis for your resturant hove can i do this plz contact me if you are intrestet,im 27 yers old and 172 cm my penis is 13 cm,i wod give dem to your resturant with my bolls plz contact me if you are intrestet thank you.
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