Jesus Christ, this is a bad Jesus toy… I would really like to see what Satan looks like from the same company.
This one is, though. We’re used to Japan’s superior electronics companies ensuring they get new televisions, video games and cell phones before the rest of us, but who knew they’d get the second coming of our Savior a full three years before the rest of the world. You have to love the fact that they’ve decided to use the box to point out ways your Jesus Robot can help you get chicks. As if you needed them to tell you.
