Security Briefs or Tidy Whities!
Okay, here’s a good idea gone bad. They should really have made “Security Boxers”. I mean come on, I thought Tidy Whities are for uber-schmucks, who want’s to wear that?
Are you afraid of the family jewels being taken from the safe? Put them where no burglar has gone before, a pair of skid marked underpants. Now you see the genius of the Security Briefs, anti-theft protection masquerading as your dirty tighty whiteys.
via baronbob
Tags: burglar, family jewels, genius, schmucks, security briefs, tidy whities, tighty whiteys
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