Neighbour: Look at Edison over there with his damned electricity. Hey Edison! How about sharing some of those light bulbs huh?
Edison: Hey, figure it out for yourself man!
Neighbour: We’re freezing our asses off over here
Edison: Hey man how do you think I feel, you...you know you get to see my great house, while I have to look at that dark thing...ah wh.. what is that, a candle over there? Oh, that’s pretty sweet.
Neighbour: Ye... yeah it’s a ca’le...we’re freezing over here. We’ve nothing, my family hasn’t bathed in over a month. We stink, it stinks over here, you jerk
Edison: I can’t hear you over my central heating man
Neighbour: ye...why don’t you go to hell Edison
Edison: Hey bite me man. Hey e you guys seen the office? O, o no o I guess you haven’t cos you guys haven’t got a tv
Neighbour: How about I come over there and kick your ass!
Edison: ooo yeah come one over
Cue rock music